09/30/2005

My Friend Just Opened a Restaurant!

Hey people in the Brooklyn area!


A friend of mine just recently opened up his restaurant, Propellerhead! Of course, not being in Brooklyn, I haven’t eaten there yet. So I’ve written up a review of the food, based on how I’m sure my eventual visit will actually go.


Tarol’s Review Of The Restaurant Propellerhead

Recently, I got a chance to visit Propellerhead in Brooklyn. I was particularly hungry when I walked into the restaurant, because I’d just finished doing some ‘extreme rocket gliding‘. It’s a sport I invented by strapping several large rockets onto a hand glider.

Most people can’t do it.

I can do it.

I’m really good at it.

Anyways, once inside, I ran into Stephen Hawking who thanked me for helping him with some physics problems that he was having trouble with.

It wasn’t long before I was sitting at my table and ordering the Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, but just as I was about to start eating, I got a phone call. When I looked to see who it was, I rolled my eyes in exasperation. It was Scarlett Johansson. Again. I keep telling her that I’m a married man and we can never be lovers, but the poor girl just can’t help calling everyday and declaring her love for me.

I was about halfway through my lunch, when the restaurant was suddenly attacked by ninjas made of lasers and dragons. Everyone was terrified, but thankfully I’m an Epic Belt in Blur-Karate. It’s like regular karate but faster.

Most people can’t do it.

It can do it.

I’m really good at it.

Once I had beaten up the ninjas, I sat back down and finished my sandwich.

This has been Tarol’s restaurant review.

(PS – Oh, and the sandwich was good.)


So if you’re in the area and want to check it out, the address is…

752 Coney Island Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11218

Here’s the Propellerhead website, but as the business is brand new, it’s still under construction at the time of writing this.

Here’s their Twitter, where you can take a look at the menu.
Over at Instagram, they’re propellerhead_bk

Thanks.
-Tarol