October 27, 2015 at 12:35 am
I just found this old YouTube comment that I made last year. It was the first time I'd discovered Pentatonix. I guess I was bored, because instead of ignoring the dumb comments, I decided to rip on this one guy forever. I barely remember writing this, but it made me chuckle so I figured I'd share it. Here's the entire comment, copy/pasted from YouTube... ...................................................... Hey, this is AWESOME! But I can't get 'too' excited yet. By my own, personal rule, I can't be a fan of anything, until a complete douche insults it in a derogatory way that uses absolutely no genuine criticism or evaluation of skill. Now let's see... "LOL bunch of faggots " - YaZoonDiya And there it IS! But before I declare myself a Pentatonix fan, I 'will' have to inspect the comment to confirm its douchiness. Hmmm.... Yes. Yes, this is indeed a beautiful piece of work. The complete lack of any punctuation is a staple of the douche and to be expected, but let's take a closer look, shall we? It starts with the capitalized "LOL" as an insult, which is the preferred weapon of the common douche, since they rarely understand that it's an acronym representing laughter, an involuntary reaction, universally representing happiness, and not... you know... a word. Douches (especially the common house douche, which can thrive in a variety of climates), also appreciate the simplicity of "LOL", as it contains virtually no intellectual requirement to utilize. "LOL" is 'so' devoid of complexity (which can confuse and frustrate the common douche), that it is almost literally binary (i.e. "101"). It is this 'moron friendly' feature that makes the douche favour "LOL" in his attacks, despite the fact that it is about as effective as lobbing marshmallows at their enemies. Next, we have a three word... um... sentence(?) that, I have to say, is breathtaking. Much like the dung beetles' ability to roll feces into a pristine ball, ten times its own body weight, the douche has a masterful ability to collect and use minimalization in ways that we cannot understand. Notice how each word plays an integral part to conveying his message, without ever giving more than the most basic of information. "bunch" inticates that the douche has noticed that the group, Pentatonix is more than one individual. Yet the word does not give mention to how 'many' individuals there are, and this is because he does not know. But he does not 'need' to know. Herein, lies the beauty of the the common house douche's ability to turn a lack of intelligence into minimalistic sustenance. "faggots", another common tool of the douche, has a dual purpose. While he is obviously using it in an attempt to harm or belittle his target, it is the underlying purpose of the word that is of the utmost importance. The douche, possessing no natural defences of his own, has evolved a very curious, but effective manner in which to defend his exposed ego from predators. He ridicules homosexuals and thus, believes himself to be superior. While this does keep his ego protected, the effectiveness of the tactic is fleeting. And so, just as cattle must constantly eat grass to stay alive, the douche must constantly insult and degrade homosexuals, working the mention of them into as many conversation points as possible. The most fascinating aspect to this behaviour, is that it is a symbiotic relationship. While the douche's ego receives protection as a result of this behaviour, the homosexual community can at times, find it fucking hilarious. So both species can benefit. But as impressive as the douche is, he is not perfect. We see this represented here, with the word "of". This is a fatal flaw, as "bunch 'a' faggots" or "bunch 'o' faggots" would have provided more sustenance for this douche, which he would then have been able to store as reserves to get him through the winter. However, since this douche has used too much of his valuable energy to think up the proper word connecting "bunch" and "faggots", he will sadly starve before the upcoming winter passes. But it is nature and we must not intervene. Join me next time, when I'll discuss the habitat and mating habits of the common douche.
September 15, 2015 at 1:28 am
For the past two months, most of my diet has consisted of Soylent. I eat one to four non-Soylent meals a week (usually two) and I sometimes find myself eating a banana or a cookie or something. But it's safe to say that at least 95% of my diet has been Soylent. So when the company known as As You Sow announced that Soylent had dangerous levels of lead and cadmium in it and was taking legal action against the company, I was very interested in this. I read up on lead and cadmium for a lot of that day and even got to talk to Andrew Behar, the CEO of As You Sow on the phone. He was very polite and took the time to answer all of my questions as best as he could. If you get enough lead or cadmium in you, either ingredient will do nasty things to your body. However, there is a tiny amount of these ingredients in a lot of what we eat and drink. A tiny amount won't really hurt you. The thing is, the USA, Canada, Europe... they all have their own rulings about how much is safe. California's Proposition 65 is a very strict ruling about how much lead/cadmium is safe for us, while Europe and Canada seem to be more relaxed on the subject. It's the stricter, Prop. 65 that As You Sow is going by when they say that Soylent's lead and cadmium levels are dangerously high. With Soylent claiming that their lead/cadmium levels are within the safe limits and As You Sow saying otherwise, who should we believe? Well, I thought to myself... "Hey, I've been drinking a scwillion tons of this stuff for months. And it just so happens that it's possible to have one's blood tested for lead and cadmium levels. Why don't I go do that?" Which is exactly what I did. Weirdly, Canadian healthcare covers the blood test for lead levels, but the cadmium test was $75 bucks. Maybe they had to hire a minor celebrity to do that test or something. Anyways, after some waiting, here are my results... Cadmium: 2.4 nmol/L (The recommended safe limit is anything less than 44 nmol/L) Lead: 0.07 nmol/L (The recommended safe limit for adults is anything less than 1.45 nmol/L. The safe limit for children and child bearing women is 0.48 nmol/L) I understand that this is not at all a scientific survey (unless you consider it a survey of one). But for me personally, this speaks volumes. I have been drinking far more Soylent than most people who use the product (from what I understand) and my lead/cadmium levels are nowhere near those unsafe limits. For me, this is pretty solid evidence and I'm very comfortable continuing to use the product as I have been. Keep in mind that Soylent's newest version Soylent 2.0 has much lower levels of lead/cadmium than Soylent 1.5. It's version 1.5 that As You Sow is going all Charlton Heston over (that's a Soylent Green movie reference, for you kids paying attention) and it's version 1.5 that I've been drinking on a daily basis. I have yet to even try version 2.0. I want to make it clear that I am a completely neutral party in all of this. Believe me, if my lead/cadmium levels were anywhere near the unsafe limits, I'd be siding with As You Sow and pointing an accusing finger at Soylent. I might have even been moved to use multiple exclamation points. Y'see, my goal is not to try and take sides and I really don't care if I'm pissing off Soylent or As You Sow. I just don't want to... you know... die. So to sum up, in my personally researched opinion, Soylent is completely safe and I plan to ignore As You Sow. Thanks. -Tarol
September 5, 2015 at 2:11 pm
September 1, 2015 at 11:13 pm
Hello souls and the soulless. Well, it's happened! With the help of Kickstarter, I have in my grubby, little inbox... THE KICKSTARTER BACKER LIST FOR GOBLINS: ALTERNATE REALITIES! Thousands and thousands (more than I thought, actually) of names, with donation amounts, emails and home addresses! Some of those names are missing the home addresses, but that's not an issue. We've got SOME way of contacting you and we'll damn well use it. This list is a big read and so far, I've only skimmed through it. I'm told that those who donated through means outside of Kickstarter, are included on the list. What to do if you're a backer. Keep waiting. Before G:AR goes into production, we'll be performing the massive task of making contact with EVERYONE to whom a reward is owed. Keep in mind, that we will not be able to give you everything that was promised to you during the Kickstarter (ie. tableclothes, working lightsabers...) . At the very least, if you were promised a copy of the game, you should be getting that much (more on that in a moment). There will come a time when we'll say "If you haven't been contacted by now, contact us and we'll verify your backerness". Keep watching this blog and/or my Twitter for that announcement. What to do if you weren't a backer, but you want to play the game. Keep waiting. While the backers are getting their copies of G:AR, work will be going into producing the game for sale. Once that happens, you can buy your very own copy. How is all of this possible? You never got the Kickstarter funds. I'm not allowed to make an official announcement yet, but I... no. We... seem to have been rescued. Very soon, official announcements should be exploding like a Tie Fighter crashing into an asteroid. Keep in mind though... nothing has been signed yet. There's just been talks and verbal agreements. So while I really think this is going to all have a happy ending, nothing I'm saying is guaranteed. But I'm continuing to do everything possible to get us there. But this whole thing could still crash and burn like a... like a Tie Fighter crashing into an asteroid. Have I used that metaphor? Sorry, when it comes to writing, I'm no Patrick Rothfuss. Live boops. You may have noticed that I'm live drawing on a nigh daily basis again. If you'd like to come and hang out with a growing number of fun, friendly gaming/comic geeks, pop in and you're likely to see me drawing and muttering to myself. You're also welcome to ask me stuff in the chatroom and I'll do my best to answer. I'll make sure to avoid live drawing those Goblins panels that are simply too spoilerish. These days, my time is split 50/50 between Goblins and drawing G:AR cards. That vote button at the top of the site. I've been neglecting that, but throughout September, I'm going to see if I can post something fun or a sneak peek, etc as close to every day as I can. So feel free to click on that thing once a day to see if I've placed anything new under there and help push Goblins back up into the number one spot. While you're at it, check out the other webcomics in the TopWebComics list. There's a lot of amazing talent there and you can always vote for more than one webcomic each day! The Sept. 1st sneak peek is something unintentionally phallic from the upcoming Goblins page (don't worry, it's SFW). Thanks! -Tarol
August 2, 2015 at 8:13 am
(This isn't an ad and I'm not being paid to write this. It's just my honest experience with the product.) Three weeks ago, I replaced most of my diet with Soylent. A food replacement that started production last year, after a successful crowd funding campaign that raised $3 million bucks. Soylent is designed to contain absolutely everything that the body needs. Theoretically, a human being could survive on nothing but Soylent and as long as they were getting a healthy amount of calories, they'd be perfectly healthy (at least as far as nutrition is concerned). Kind of like that goop they were eating in The Matrix. Just not as gross. maxresdefault From what I understand, most people don't outright replace their diet with Soylent. Instead, they use it as a meal replacement when needed. I think I'm one of the rare users of the product that has replaced all but a couple meals a week with the drink. I know that the idea of not eating actual food is unappealing to a lot of people, but for me it's perfect. Sure, I love food. Pizza, sushi, sugar cereal, ice cream... all of this is awesome stuff, but most of the time, eating is a nuisance for me. I'm always racing against deadlines and I forever have two days of work to get done in one day. I'm more interested in finishing more work, than I am in eating. As a result, I often end up choosing the fastest food option, rather than the healthiest. More than once, I've had Pop Tarts for dinner, simply because I wanted to get something in me and rush back to drawing. So the fact that I can walk to the fridge, pour a glass of Soylent, down it and get back to work, is a game changer for me. It not only helps my work schedule, but my health as well. The two or three meals a week that I eat, are usually due to social responsibilities. If I'm out with my family or friends and we go to a restaurant, etc. Ulcers Over the past couple years, I've started to have serious issues with re-occurring ulcers. I can honestly say that when an ulcer hits peak ouchiness, it's by far, the worst physical pain I've ever felt. Too many times, I've found myself curled up on the floor, groaning or even yelling due to the pain. I've been to the hospital a number of times and I'm on prescription meds for it, which helps a LOT. While avoiding really spicy foods or an entire pizza helps smooth things over, food generally hurts at least a little bit. But Soylent... this stuff doesn't hurt. Now I don't want other people with various types of tummy troubles to take what I'm saying as factual evidence. I'm not a scientific study. I'm one guy with one, single experience. So it's important to understand that I'm not telling other ulcer sufferers that this stuff will work for you. Also, I'm only three weeks in with this stuff. Who knows, by week four, my ulcers may come back with a vengeance. But so far, so good. The Taste Okay, so what does it taste like. Well firstly, don't drink it warm. It's just... well... yeah. Don't drink it warm. Yuck. However, when it's shaken up well and served cold, the stuff isn't unpleasant. It's like a very bland smoothie with a hint of vanilla and peanut butter. I wouldn't call it delicious, but it's very easy to drink. I know that some people blend it up with fruit, etc but I've only ever downed it plain. Hunger Of course, when I'm hungry I sometimes think "I could go for a big cheeseburger or something". Though, while Soylent isn't as enjoyable as a steak dinner with mashed potatoes, it's amazing at removing hunger. Seriously, after drinking a glass of this stuff, I'm not the least bit hungry and once I'm done my liquid dinner, any craving for food is just gone. Is This Stuff Safe? Before I ordered Soylent, I did a lot of research on the stuff and while it certainly hasn't been around for long, there is no end to people online speaking about it. Actually, that kind of makes this blog redundant, now that I think about it. Oh well. There are websites talking about how dangerous it is, because it doesn't contain the right vitamins, etc and there are websites talking about how it's perfectly safe. But here are the reasons that I personally believe this stuff to be safe.
  • I eat crap. I mean... I don't literally eat crap, but... well you know what I mean. On a daily basis, I do not get the vitamins and nutrients that I need. So when compared to what I was eating... this goop packed with all manner of vitamins, proteins and carbohydrates all designed to keep someone healthy is definitively a big step up for me.
  • I'm no longer eating processed foods and things covered in icing or ketchup. All that junk that my body definitely doesn't need is pretty much gone. So again, this has got to be a step up on the health... scale. You know, the health... rating... measurement... thingy.
  • A couple years ago, I went vegan for awhile. During that time I accidentally deprived myself of various proteins and such that I need to live and fight crime and stuff. I'm not saying that a vegan diet automatically deprives you of those things, just that a vegan diet done incorrectly, deprives you of those things. I learned as I went along and figured out how much tofu or nuts I had to eat, etc. But here's the thing... each time I was missing out on something that my body needed, I felt it. I either felt sick or weak or in some way icky. My body seems to be really good at saying "Hey, dumb ass! Eat some protein!" or whatever. But for the last three weeks, I've felt pretty damn good. I've been paying attention to my body to see if it seems to be lacking something, but I feel awesome. Granted, no one has lived off Soylent for twenty years to see what happens, but at least I know that three weeks is no problem.
What's The Company Like? This is one of the biggest selling points for me. They seem to be genuinely cool people. They're accessible and friendly and seem really willing to help if you have questions. I jumped in with both feet and got the subscription of monthly orders and my first shipment arrived pretty quickly. It was packaged really well. Here's a pic... CJfevzdWUAAeWgq.jpg large So I know a lot of people will shake their heads and turn up their noses at the idea of this stuff, but I freakin' love it. It's made my life a lot easier. Even if you're just wanting some for the odd time you need a meal replacement, I can highly recommend it. Thanks, -Tarol
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